* pinches the bridge of his nose * Look, everyone is still getting used to new normals, one of which is the proliferation of grocery delivery services like Instacart. On the surface, it seems great – someone else is bringing your groceries to you! But as with any ministry based on the folly of men, there are setbacks and failures. Maybe you asked for low fat mayonnaise and the store was closed so the person bought you Miracle Whip. Maybe there are a few bruises on your ples, or maybe they couldn’t find the ples so they swapped them for something else, maybe even something ridiculously naughty like onions. Annoying, yes! Maybe even ridiculous, but nonetheless, people should join in and understand that mistakes happen, especially when using a service that brings groceries to your door.
But sometimes people don’t roll with it. April 27th female dog editor Evette Dionne tweeted that “men must be banned from being Instacart buyers,” and after receiving dozens of affirmative responses, Instacart tagged them and wrote, “Better train male buyers, please.” Later, after receiving a pushback, she said the previous tweets were jokes, but whatever her intent, the tweets sparked thousands of complaints about incompetent men unable to find certain items or replacing the recipient as weird or asked too many questions about the order.
A joke about men’s incompetence in the pop feminism realm of the internet made the assumption that these flaws were in some way related to masculinity and patriarchy, and that it is, so to speak, women who should shop. It is true, yes, that a lot of men are terrible. It is also true that the gig economy is based on paying next to nothing for a service that offers Che pricing by underpaid workers of all genders.
Grocery delivery services like Instacart have seen a profit boom since the pandemic began because not everyone has the physical skills or the time to make their own purchases. And yes, it is ridiculous for a person to tweet to order eight potatoes and get eight Bags of potatoes. But someone, maybe even an idiot, might get exposed one way or another, only now it’s usually an underpaid gig worker. Last year Instacart employees did went on strike for higher wages only to be rejected with a cut in their bonuses. They rely on tips to get a living wage, and Instacart has a history of penalizing workers and banning their accounts for things not their fault, like canceling an alcohol order if the customer is found to be a minor.
Buyers are also subject to low ratings if they receive incorrect orders, usually because a store runs out of a particular item, which in turn discourages them from higher paying orders. One Instacart buyer described the experience of getting a low rating to Voxafter trying to notify a customer that some of the items were out of stock:
Here’s how Instacart works: a handful of orders appear on the customer dashboard, and customers choose which orders to fulfill, usually based on the amount that the order promises. However, buyers with higher customer ratings will get the first choice – the higher paying orders. Even if customers in the 4.9 to 5-star range offer practically the same quality service, customers who are even slightly below a perfect 5-star rating can forego orders that differ significantly.
… When I got a four-star rating after dozens of five-star reviews, my average dropped to 4.96. With that, my newly limited batches shrank my average salary of $ 25 an hour too much lower, probably below the New York minimum wage of $ 15. I became a bottom feeder and apparently got the leftover orders which other buyers defined as paying an amount that was not worth taking.
Twitter user Dan Sheehan also commented on customers’ expectation of “luxury service” and that customers who take dozens of orders to earn a reasonable daily wage don’t have the time to ensure that every product is perfect. It’s also worth noting that those who complained about the thread of stupid flaws – like the eight sacks of potatoes – after letting Instacart know, and the buyer who screwed it up, were likely punished with a blow to their rating. (And if they’re looking for a home for those free extra potatoes, try a communal refrigerator or offer them to neighbors. We’re living in a food crisis, after all.)
The fact is, none of you pay these people nearly enough to complain about what is showing up at your door. If you have a quality of service issue, bring it to the company. Make them pay their employees more and you might get the perfect avocado
– Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) April 28, 2021
That’s all to say we’re all human, and a man who literally made it his own business to go shopping isn’t your crappy husband who forgot about milk again. It’s a pandemic, and if you’re that crazy about your Instacart shopper bringing you the wrong taste of ice cream, there are other ways to get your energy flowing: for example, by writing about it to your senators Support legislation to classify gig workers as employees who can earn living wages.